What an Arse
Well we?ve reached end of a pretty exciting week, what with the football and all, so I think I?ll end today on the story about a bitter ex-wife and some flashing.
Carol Cummings divorced her husband, Pasha Cummings, last September after he?d reportedly had an affair with his boss Sandra Beckworth.
Now six months on, Carol has taken her final revenge and posted 200 posters of his naked rear end on walls, lampposts and bus stops all over his home town.
The poster shows him posing at a barbeque and underneath it says: ‘Pasha Cummings: lying, cheating, two-timing arse! Sandra Beckworth is no better.’
In a moment of genius, Carol flew the coup to Cyprus the day after the posters appeared.
Mr Cummings claims he did not start seeing 44-year-old Ms Beckworth ? his boss at the care home where he works ? until two months later. But his wife clearly believed otherwise.
‘Carol was very bitter when I left her and this is her revenge. It’s the final act of a spurned woman,’ the 40-year-old, of Seaford, Co Durham, said.
Pasha said: “I did not cheat on Carol when we were together.”
He and Sandra have now moved in together. “I would never have started with Pasha unless I thought his marriage was over,” she said.
Carol Cummings’s son, Ben Firth, 19, from Seaham, said he had spoken to her and she knew nothing about the posters ? although she thought they were very funny.
He said: “I spoke to my Mam a few days after the posters appeared and she said she didn’t know anything about them.
“She did say that she thought it was very funny but didn’t want to comment further.”
Well, I think you got off lucky mate; at least she didn?t remove your little guy with a knife and lob it out a car window like John ?Wayne? Bobbit. In saying that, he?s made some money from the adult industry since he had it sewn back on, so it?s not all doom and gloom I guess.
