Its Good to have a Rant
I don’t know how I do it, but I often eat food really fast, knowing fine well that it’s hot, only to moan for the rest of the day that I burned my mouth. Is it stupidity, or is it because I like to moan? Well yeah, I do like a moan, as anyone who’s read any of my posts in the past will say – “that guy likes having a moan.”
Well I can’t deny it, I love moaning about stuff. Things that have annoyed me, things that will annoy me in the future, people that annoy me, playing a game of football and not scoring, animals, drivers, idiotic football fans, people who tie a knot in the bread – why? Why would you intentionally ruin my morning, as I try to open a knot that is far too tight, on a slippy cellophane wrapper. What a nightmare.
I’m not by nature an angry person. I’m actually quite sedate in real life, but sometimes the people on this stupid planet do drive me insane. Like people who don’t indicate until they are three feet from the junction. Or what about people who insist on making your life difficult, or people who trigger your guilt.
Like the time an old granny queue jumped me in Tesco. I let it slide, she’s old, and has probably led an interesting life, but then she did it to the next person. Then the next. I watched as this be-hatted old woman played on the emotions of innocent shoppers to get herself to the front of the queue.
So what next. What should I direct my natural ability to have a moan at? Its cold, but my left side is too hot due to the heater. But if I turn it down, I’ll be cold all over…do I sacrifice having a half-flu next week because I wanted the vaguest amount of heat imaginable, or should I have a whole flu from turning it off.
I played football the other night. Did I score? Did I hell. I hit the bar twice, and the post once. No matter what I tried, I couldn’t get the ball in the net, but everyone else playing that night scored…I reckon my chi has been disturbed.
So how do I reign in my favourite hobby? Maybe I should become even more relaxed, but if I did that I’d never achieve anything. I think I’ll stick with moaning abut stuff. Its good to vent, and it doesn’t hurt anyone either as usually I’m only annoyed because I’ve done something dumb. Anyways, if you enjoy my rants, check back on Monday for the latest news on my stupid weekend.




















