Today’s words of wisdom are: “Never by a car from a greasy salesman.”
Sounds obvious right? But when they dangle that shiny new car in front of your eyes it’s pretty damn easy to get talked in to it, as I found out last week. A large car sales company, seen everywhere across the […]

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So there is ton’s of these type of lists on the internet, but…here’s part one of my top ten movie quotes up to this point, in no particular order…Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy

One of my favourite lines from the movie, its right at the start, your just getting introduced to Will Ferrell’s character and […]

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A device that has been billed as “the worlds first practical jet pack”, has been unveiled at the Wisconsin air show by its designer Glenn Martin.In front of thousands of people, Martin’s 16-year-old son, Harrison, put on a helmet and climbed into the harness of the bulky contraption - with the help of two people. […]

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A hilarious US report published on Sunday claims that scales that prevent fish from the bites of rival fish may hold the key to the armour of the future. The ‘groundbreaking’ study ‘revealed’ that the lightweight, multi-layered design of its scales has helped the Polypterus senegalus survive for 96 million years, the team at the […]

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Don’t annoy this guy.
A man from Milwaukee, in the US, is facing a fine and possibly prison after he took a sawn-off shotgun too his lawnmower after it wouldn’t start.
Local police decided that Keith Walendowski committed an illegal offence after he decided to mow his lawn in the early hours of the morning, whilst drunk.

Walendowski […]

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It’s blazing hot in New York right now, so in an effort to cool down some of the city’s summer diners have joined the OCD - that’s the Optional Clothing Diners club.The group even has the best motto ever: “No Hot Soup”, and boasts a membership of 50 people from all walks of life. The […]

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Edgar Mitchell, the sixth ever man to walk on the moon, has created a US government nightmare by rambling on about alien’s and how the government has been covering them up for years.
The space man first landed on the moon with Apollo 14 in 1971, and says that today’s films and media are “unerringly accurate” […]

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When a gang of burglars hatched a little plan, how were they to know their new accomplice would come up short.
Employing a dwarf/little person/midget (I don’t know which is politically correct anymore) to climb through small holes in derelict buildings to steal scrap metals may sound clever, but these guys need to stop thinking so […]

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Is he/isn’t he gay ‘Little Britain’ actor David Walliams has had a stalker for over four years, who finally admitted to harassing the star in court yesterday.
Sarah Bartholomew, 29 - and quite clearly insane person - from Essex sent the comedian a stream of letters, over 1000 e-mails and even went so far as to […]

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As I sit, I can hear the local ice-cream van rolling down the street singing its merry little tune. I sometime wish that ice cream vans would sell beer on hot days (to over eighteens of course), and it looks like this could become a reality.Beer lovers across the world will either rejoice or moan […]

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