When a gang of burglars hatched a little plan, how were they to know their new accomplice would come up short.
Employing a dwarf/little person/midget (I don’t know which is politically correct anymore) to climb through small holes in derelict buildings to steal scrap metals may sound clever, but these guys need to stop thinking so […]
The Long and Short of it
Posted by admin in July 23rd 2008
Little Britain Star’s Stalker Admits,Um Stalking
Posted by admin in July 22nd 2008
Is he/isn’t he gay ‘Little Britain’ actor David Walliams has had a stalker for over four years, who finally admitted to harassing the star in court yesterday.
Sarah Bartholomew, 29 - and quite clearly insane person - from Essex sent the comedian a stream of letters, over 1000 e-mails and even went so far as to […]
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Alcohol Gets Even Cooler
Posted by admin in July 21st 2008
As I sit, I can hear the local ice-cream van rolling down the street singing its merry little tune. I sometime wish that ice cream vans would sell beer on hot days (to over eighteens of course), and it looks like this could become a reality.Beer lovers across the world will either rejoice or moan […]
Amazon:Perpetuating Consumer Lazyness
Posted by admin in July 18th 2008
Remember the days when you would nip down to your local video store and rent a VHS version of the Never-ending Story? No? Just me then?
Today, looks like a sign of times to come, as Amazon have announced a new online store of TV shows and Movies, called Amazon Video on Demand will open on […]
Should the Word Chav be Banned?
Posted by admin in July 17th 2008
The word “chav” is unacceptable and should be banned, a left-wing think-tank has suggested. The widely used term according to the dictionary is; ‘derogatory slang for a young person of low social status, often wearing designer sportswear.’
Tom Hampson fro the Fabian Society, says the term betrays a deep level of “class hatred” and is “deeply […]
T in the Park:Filled with Complete Scum
Posted by admin in July 16th 2008
So this weekend I was at Scotland’s biggest music festival/gathering of scum, T in the Park.This marked the first time I’ve been to the site in Balado, Kinross and to be perfectly honest - I won’t be back. The site itself was ok; what you’d expect from a festival really. Big grassy fields, loads of […]
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Urban Wave Dodging Anyone?
Posted by admin in July 8th 2008
The latest ‘sport’ around town is “Urban Wave Dodging”. Sounds cool right? Well, um…
As we all know the UK sucks for weather, its sunny 0.0001% of the time and dull, grey and wet the rest of it. Some kids have found a way to enjoy the massive amount of rain we’ve had so far this […]
Sickening ‘Party’ to Celebrate Bombers
Posted by admin in July 7th 2008
In a sickening act, the family of one of the 7/7 London bombers are holding a party at his grave in Pakistan to “celebrate his life”. Shehzad Tanweer will be remembered “as a martyr” by over 400 relatives, according to an article in the evening standard.
MPs have branded the ‘party’ a “damning insult” to the […]
100 Random Facts
Posted by admin in July 2nd 2008
So today i’m feeling ill as hell, so i thought i’d cheer myself up with one hundred interesting facts. Good times.
Some of them are probably nonsense, but meh…
1. If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
2. If you trace your family […]
Andy Murray Has Nations Hopes on Shoulders
Posted by admin in July 1st 2008
So as pretty much everyone in the UK is aware, its Wimbledon time again. And last night casual supporters were sucked in to believing the hype that Scottish player Andy Murray has what it takes to win the title - the last time a British player won was 72 years ago by Fred Perry.
Producing a […]
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