American Goes to Switzerland, leaves trail of destruction
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s gigantic inflatable dog crap. You actually can’t make this stuff up.
A Swiss museum is paying the price for showcasing some supremely crappy art, after the massive -house-sized - doo-doo floated free from its moorings, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake.
The ?art’ by Paul McCarthy, an American ?artist’, took out a power line before landing on a nearby children’s home, where it broke a window. The teacher probably s##t themselves at that point…
The artist had supposedly secured a safety system that deflated the infla-poo in bad weather but his work, the not so cleverly titled: Complex S##t, got caught in a sudden gust of wind, which blew the faeces into the air.
The incident happened two weeks ago, but sadly has only been revealed this Monday. The exhibition is still running, but no news yet on whether the giant poo ill make its re-entry…
Reportedly (ok, just me) the artist is in hiding now, but exhibition members are said to be fuming, and say if they ever catch the artist, then the s##t really will hit the fan.
Ba-doom-tish.
