A device that has been billed as “the worlds first practical jet pack”, has been unveiled at the Wisconsin air show by its designer Glenn Martin.In front of thousands of people, Martin’s 16-year-old son, Harrison, put on a helmet and climbed into the harness of the bulky contraption - with the help of two people. […]
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The US ‘Discovers’ Scaled Armour
A hilarious US report published on Sunday claims that scales that prevent fish from the bites of rival fish may hold the key to the armour of the future. The ‘groundbreaking’ study ‘revealed’ that the lightweight, multi-layered design of its scales has helped the Polypterus senegalus survive for 96 million years, the team at the […]
Man Kills Lawnmower in Horrific Attack
Don’t annoy this guy.
A man from Milwaukee, in the US, is facing a fine and possibly prison after he took a sawn-off shotgun too his lawnmower after it wouldn’t start.
Local police decided that Keith Walendowski committed an illegal offence after he decided to mow his lawn in the early hours of the morning, whilst drunk.
Walendowski […]
You better be careful when you cut your sausage
It’s blazing hot in New York right now, so in an effort to cool down some of the city’s summer diners have joined the OCD - that’s the Optional Clothing Diners club.The group even has the best motto ever: “No Hot Soup”, and boasts a membership of 50 people from all walks of life. The […]
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Moon-man Says US Government is Lying-well thats a first then
Edgar Mitchell, the sixth ever man to walk on the moon, has created a US government nightmare by rambling on about alien’s and how the government has been covering them up for years.
The space man first landed on the moon with Apollo 14 in 1971, and says that today’s films and media are “unerringly accurate” […]
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The Long and Short of it
When a gang of burglars hatched a little plan, how were they to know their new accomplice would come up short.
Employing a dwarf/little person/midget (I don’t know which is politically correct anymore) to climb through small holes in derelict buildings to steal scrap metals may sound clever, but these guys need to stop thinking so […]
Little Britain Star’s Stalker Admits,Um Stalking
Is he/isn’t he gay ‘Little Britain’ actor David Walliams has had a stalker for over four years, who finally admitted to harassing the star in court yesterday.
Sarah Bartholomew, 29 - and quite clearly insane person - from Essex sent the comedian a stream of letters, over 1000 e-mails and even went so far as to […]
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Alcohol Gets Even Cooler
As I sit, I can hear the local ice-cream van rolling down the street singing its merry little tune. I sometime wish that ice cream vans would sell beer on hot days (to over eighteens of course), and it looks like this could become a reality.Beer lovers across the world will either rejoice or moan […]
Amazon:Perpetuating Consumer Lazyness
Remember the days when you would nip down to your local video store and rent a VHS version of the Never-ending Story? No? Just me then?
Today, looks like a sign of times to come, as Amazon have announced a new online store of TV shows and Movies, called Amazon Video on Demand will open on […]
Should the Word Chav be Banned?
The word “chav” is unacceptable and should be banned, a left-wing think-tank has suggested. The widely used term according to the dictionary is; ‘derogatory slang for a young person of low social status, often wearing designer sportswear.’
Tom Hampson fro the Fabian Society, says the term betrays a deep level of “class hatred” and is “deeply […]
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