One of the best stories of the week is of a man who dressed up as Darth Vader and single handedly assaulted a Jedi church.In an act that is a mix of lunacy and genius, Arwel Wynne Hughes, aged 27, attacked the Church of Jediism - Anglesey order ? in March last year whilst wearing […]

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When William Wallace marched his armies into England there was a bit of a scrap. Tonight Scotland is back for morebut this time?their will be a different kind of battle taking place on the grassy fields of Manchester.Today an army is marching down to the north of England. This army is clad in Blue, red […]

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Remember when you were young and the local tough kids used to brag about cow tipping? Well I reckon if they tried it on this Friesian they might bite off a bit more than they can chew.
Standing at 6ft 6ins tall, Chilli the bullock is the tallest in Britain. His owners have contacted the Guinness […]

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This morning on the way to work I saw something quite breathtaking, glistening in the sun.
It’s short at the front and long at the back. It terrifies small children and grannies alike. It’s been loved, hated, celebrated and ridiculed. I am of course referring to the only thing that has the Business Up Front and […]

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Smug Saturday night takeaway presenters Ant and Dec are in a fit of rage after finding out they were presented with an award they didn?t win at the 2005 British Comedy Awards.
?The deception emerged as media watchdog Ofcom fined ITV ?5.68m over its use of premium rate phone lines. The rightful winner of the […]

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I remember when I was a child. My mum and I had this argument every meal time;
Mum ? ?Eat your Greens?
Joe ? ?No, they taste horrible?
Mum ? ?But they?ll help you grow big and strong?
Joe ? ?Yeah right?
Well mum, I think I owe you an apology because researchers have just discovered something called phytoecdy, a […]

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Our day was cheered up some what with the news that benefit cheats are going to be put through lie detector tests in fifteen of the UK?s councils. The fraudsters get away with up to ?400 million of taxpayers money a year.
?The system, which analyses speech patterns to catch the culprits, has already been trialed […]

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Proving that once again the legal system plays favorites with celebrities, troubled rock star Pete Doherty has been released early from his 14 week stay at Wormwood Scrubs prison.
??Leaving the prison at 7:10am this morning Doherty was looking forward to the quiet life after apparently beating his drug habit. ?Buzzing? after his release the Babyshambles […]

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Over the last couple of years we have heard more and more about bio-fuels and how they are set to save the world from dependence on oil, but is it real? Or is it the biggest con trick of all time?
We hear today that the UN have called for a halt to the growing of […]

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Sitting here tonight I have just witnessed the might Glasgow Rangers scrape through to the UEFA Cup Final with a penalty shoot out against Italian giants Fiorentina. Earlier this week we saw Manchester United see off foreign opposition to make it to the Champions League Final, with Liverpool and Chelsea battling it out to […]

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